03-09-2012, 02:00 PM
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed , lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped
few centimeter away from a shop.
After gap of few minits the driver said, "Look Mister, don't ever do that again. You scared badly and saw stars in the day."
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
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few centimeter away from a shop.
After gap of few minits the driver said, "Look Mister, don't ever do that again. You scared badly and saw stars in the day."
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
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