Smily One Liners

[Ram Mohandixit]

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When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?"


I installed a skylight in my apartment.... The people who live above me are furious!


If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?


Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny