Sabzi Mandi bazar) doctor ki dukaa. Sky High Daam per Phooljhariyan

[Ram Mohandixit]

Subzi Dukaan mai Ikka-dukka
Doctor ki dukaan pe Bheer-Bharakka

Doctor ne bataya, Ek subzi wala aaj subeh
saath main apne nauker ko bhi laaya.
Kaha isne mere 100 gm mutter aur ek
tamater khaaliya.
Doctor aap iski Endoscopy keejiye aur pet (stomache)
main instrument daal ke bataye iske pet mai aur
kya-kya hai.

Ye jo Bora khara hai
isme malaria ka mareej para hai.
Ye serdi se kam sabzion ke keemat dekh
kaanp raha hai.
bhaag ker aaya tha Haanf raha hai

Ye teesra mareez
apni maut se jhoonj raha hai.
Raha chalte chalte Bhindi ke daam poonch liye
daam sunte he bhunn hogaya
iska aadha hissa sunn ho gaya.

Ye ek moti aurat
kel jab subzi ki gel gayi
to Kathal ke daam sun ke
Mater ke daanon ki tareh phel gayi
Isko mirgi ka bura daura per gaya
Jab chamra bhi kaam na aaya to logon
ne Lahsun sunghaya !
Aur ye kambakht fentee
lahsun soosgte he uth baithi!

Ye ekaur heart ka mareez
teen attack ke baad bhi jinda hai
Khuda ki den hai, phir bhi
Pyaaj ke daam sun ne ko baichain hai.

[baig g]

nice sharing

[mdimran_ansari]

[COLOR="#800080"]Ha....ha.....ha....
Very nice...........[/COLOR]

[I Am In Love]

Nice One....

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