Polling for the contest Joke of the month August 2011

[bluemoon]

Aslam-0-alekum dosto :chaa

umeed ha k sab ache hon ge :chips

iss month Joke of the month k liye topic tha "Teacher & Student" aur iss related members ne sharings ki hain uss k liye ap logo ne vote dena ha :chips

Last date for voting : August 28th.2011


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"A TEACHER ASKED STUDENT,WHAT IS THE FULL FORM OF MATHS?
THE STUDENT ANSWERED,"MENTALLY AFFECTED TEACHERS HARRASING STUDENTS''.

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Ek teacher bachoN ko achhi naseehateN de rahe the,
Teacher-Agar aap roza rakh kar, sache dil se dua mango tou zaroor maqbool hoti hay.....
Student-Nahi sir, mujhe nahiN lagta k bachoN ki dua qubool hoti hai......
Teacher-KyoN? temheN aisa kyoN lagta hai?
Student - Sir agar aisa hota tou aap ab tak doosre school meiN transfer ho gaye hote............
Teacher- Be waqoof rozey ko badnaam kartey ho! Tumhare rozey meiN kami reh gayi hogi............


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[manahill]

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