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Old 01-16-2008, 10:23 AM
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Teen dost aik din darya ki sair ka programe banatay hain...Un main say aik christan hota hay aik muslim aur aik hindu....

Woh kashti main darya main thori dour tuk jatay hain....aur enjoy kartay hain...itnay main Muslim dost outhta hay aur Ya Allah madad khay kar darya main chaltay huay jata hay aur Tea ka flask lay aata hay...hindi dost bari hayrut say dhaikhta hay...sub chaye peetay hain..

phir thori dair baad christan dost outhta hay aur O great Lord khay kar pani main chalta jata hay aur cold drink lay aata hay...



abb hindu dost josh main outhta hay aur aik nara lagata hay..Jay mata ji..

aur pani main kadam rakhtay hee dobnay lag jata hay dono dost bari mushkil say bachatay hain...woh sahib thori dair baad phir outhtay hain aur pani main kadam rakhtay hee groob honay lagtay hain...


muslim dost christan dost say khaita hay...........



































Yar iss kou bhi darya main Oubhray huay pathar wala rasta bata daitay hain werna yeh dobay baghair nahi manay ga.....
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hahahahaha

nice joke

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gud one.............
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nice joke

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humm..... for liking it.......
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