~:::~HG Laughter Challenge Competition September 2007 ~:::~

[Raheel]

Ji Saathion HG Laughter Challenge Competiotion Key Poll key Saath Hazir hain.


Polling Close honey ki aakhri tarikh 28-09-2007 hai

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Joke No. 1

By Hum Tum

Aik Baap apne shararti betay se kehta hai.....

Beta Har larki ko apni maan ki nazar se dekho tumara character hamesha theek rahey ga

beta kuch dair soach kar kehta hai....
laikin papa phir apka character kharab ho jaye ga.........



Joke No. 2

By Haya N




Joke No. 3

By Olive





Joke No. 4

By llvlliss_chlak0

Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?"

"No son, that's because you are intelligent. " Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this
because I am Sardar ??"

"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, "Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was at least twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??":

The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

Joke No. 5

By Cute_Smile





Joke No. 6

By ArAbIaN GiRL

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% laane hai, kuch bhi kar..
Beta: Nahi Bapu, main to is bar 100% laun ga...!
Baap: Kyun Mazak kar raha hai..?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!




Joke No. 7

By udaas larki


betay ki english buhut kamzor thi or ussey english na bolne ki wajah se kafi mushkilaat ka saamna tha...or english k sir ne baap se iss baat ki shikayat b ki thi...toh baap ne pakka faisla kia k woh apne baitay ko english sikha k rahay ga...iss k liye baap ne socha k ab woh jo b sentence urdu main bolay ga usse uss ki translation woh english main batayay ga...
toh jab pehle din baap bathroom se nikla toh baitay ne kaha.."abbu app bathroom main thay or main app ko pooray ghar main dhoondh raha tha"..toh baap ne socha k kyun na issi ko english main bola jayay toh baap ne kaha k "beta ager is sentence ko english main kahna ho toh kahain ge k my father is in the toilet"
baap beta dono bazaar jaa rahay thay toh achanak aik car 200 ki speed se unn k paas se guzri...betay ne kaha.."dekhain papa yeh gaari 200 ki speed se guzari hai" toh baap ko apna faisla yad aya or baap ne kaha "k beta issi sentence ko english main yun kahain ge k the car is going into 200 speed"
phir 1 dafa unn k ghar k qareeb hi aik murghi ne anda dia..toh bachay ne kaha "k dekhain papa yeh murghi anda dai rahi hai."...baap ne phir kaha "beta issi sentence ko english main kahain ge k "a hen is laying egg"..
ittefaaq se ussi shaam unn k ghar uss bachay k english k sir ayay ...or iteefaq se baap uss waqt bathroom main tha..toh betay ne socha k kyun na inhain impress kar dia jayay...baap k baaray main poochnay par betay ne kaha "Sir!my father is in the toilet laying egg in 200 speed".



Joke No. 8

By ^sm!le~4~m3^

BAAP apnay susst aur kahil BEETEY SAY:ab main tumharay liye asa intzam kero
ga ka button dubatay hi tumharay samnay her cheez hazir ho jay gee.
jasay hi button dubaoo ga tumharay samnay khanaa hazir ho jay gaa,
button dubatay hi kapray aa jayn gaa,
button dubatay hi jootay tumhary samnay aa jayn gaa,
button dubatay hi .........
lakin "DADDY!"BEETEY nay BAAP ki baat kattay huway kaha: yeh
button dubay ga kon ?




Joke No. 9

By Sana Rehman


Son : Daddy, have you ever been go to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?



Joke No. 10

By msbluff

Father: Beta Qutub Minar kahan hai?

Son: Pata nahi.

Father: Beta kabhi ghar se bahar bhi nikla karo!

Son: Pitaji Ram Lal kaun hai?

Father: Pata nahi.

Son: Kabhi ghar pe raha karo.

Joke No. 11

By Zeneya

Baap apne Betay se:Sharam karoo kuch itni buri tarah fail hue ho samnay waloon ki larki ko dekha hay kitne ache numbers liye hain us ne....
Beta:Abbu usi ko dekhta raha ise wajah se tou fail hua hoon

Joke No. 12

By dua_e_sehar

Joke No. 13

By *AA*


son: papa 1 glass pani dedo
Papa: khud lelo

son: plz dedo na
Papa:agar ab ki bar manga to thapar parega

son: acha jab thapar marne aouge to pani le ker aana



Joke No. 14

By Smalik


A kid was filling a form

Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?

Papa: Very long!

Joke No. 15

By ali4everfriend




Joke No. 16

By Saadi!

ایک لڑکا امتحان میں فیل ہونے کے بعد گھر آیا اور اپنے ابو سے پُوچھنے لگا ۔ ۔ ۔
ابو جب آپ امتحان میں فیل ہوئے تھے تو دادا جان نے آپ سے کیا سلوک کیا تھا؟
ابو ۔ ۔ ۔ بیٹا انہوں نے میری پٹائی کی تھی۔
بیٹا ۔ ۔ ۔ جب دادا جان فیل ہوئے تو ان کے والد نے کیا کِیا؟
ابو ۔ ۔ ۔ انہوں نے اُنکی ٹانگیں توڑ ڈالیں تھیں۔
اس پر بیٹے نے بڑی معصومیت سے جواب دِیا ۔ ۔ ۔ ابو اگر آپ میر ے ساتھ تعاون کریں تو ہم اس خاندانی غنڈہ گردی کو ختم کرسکتے ہیں۔

Joke No. 17

By Am|abL3^^GuY^^

Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out
and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited
by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad,
there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that
one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son
said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd
all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.

The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat
her."

"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked the son.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

Joke No. 18

By ][\/][aadi

راز داری کی بات

’’ڈیڈی ! میں آپ سے یہ بات کہہ تو رہا ہوں لیکن ممی کو مت بتائیے گا ۔
میرا خیال ہے کہ انہیں بچے پالنے نہیں آتے ‘‘۔
’’تمہیں یہ خیال کیوں آیا بیٹا ؟‘‘
’’آپ خود ہی دیکھیں ناں ۔ وہ اس وقت مجھے سونے کے لئے بھیج دیتی ہیں جب میں جاگ رہا ہوتا ہوں ۔
اور اس وقت مجھے جگا دیتی ہیں جب میں سو رہا ہوتا ہوں

Joke No. 19

By KHAMOShi_105






Joke No. 20

By faisal_Rwp


Baap Betey Say :

Batao Kay
Agar Aik Ship Main
Musharraf
Nawaz Sharif
Be Nazeer
Qazi Hussain Ahmed
Fazal Ur Rahman
Aur Imran Khan
Safar kar rahey hon
Aur
Ship beech samandar main doob jaye

To Kon bachey gaa ?????





Beta :

hmmm ..

hmm ....

hmmm. ...


PAKISTAN

==================== ===RULES====================

Is bar Competition main Winners ki taadad barhayi gayi hai kerna ye hai k members as usual jokes share karein ge. Jin main sey 1st aur 2nd Aaney Waloon ko Mobile Cards Diye jayeingey. Agar Joke Post karney waley members ki taadad 30 sey Ziyaada hoi tu is section k moderators un mein se 30 Best Jokes select karein ge (jo unko pasand aye)

Phir jaise pehley bhi hota hai public polling wo kerwaein ge un 30 best jokes k beech. Jin 2 Members ko zaiyada vote mile wo winner hon gay

Competition Winners ko

Rs. 100/-

Mobile Card

Miley Ga

Rules
Aik Member Aik Joke share Karsakta Hai.

Aik Joke jo PheLe Share Kiya Jachuka Hoga...wo Dobara Nahi Share Kiya Jaye Ga.

Joke submit Karne Ki Last Date 15th September'2007 Hai

Koi topic se hat k baat nahi kare ga srf jokes share karein ge

16th ~ 18th ko 30 best jokes select hon gey 25th ko polling ki thread close ker di jaye gi

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"cards main TELENOR shamil nahi hay" baqi sab mobile companies key card honge

Aur Winner Announce honey key 7 days key andar andar aapney apna gift claim karna hooga.. otherwise woh lapse hojayega

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[Raheel]

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