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This is a discussion on HG Laughter Challenge Competition within the Jokes n Jokes forums, part of the Mouj Masti category; Assalam u alaikum kaisay hain app??Aaj say competition shuru kar rahi hon Competition main members as usual jokes share karein ...
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10-11-2008, 07:55 AM
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Assalam u alaikum kaisay hain app??Aaj say competition shuru kar rahi hon Competition main members as usual jokes share karein ge. Jin main sey 1st aur 2nd Aaney Waloon ko Mobile Cards Diye jayeingey. Agar Joke Post karney waley members ki taadad 30 sey Ziyaada hoi tu is section k moderators un mein se 30 Best Jokes select karein ge (jo unko pasand aye) Phir jaise pehley bhi hota hai public polling wo kerwaein ge un 30 best jokes k beech. Jin 2 Members ko zaiyada vote mile wo winner hon gay Competition Winners ko Rs. 100/- Mobile Card Miley Ga Rules Aik Member Aik Joke share Karsakta Hai. share kanre k baad usko change ya edit nahi karey ga aisa karne ki surat mein cancel kar diya jaye ga Aik Joke jo PheLe Share Kiya Jachuka Hoga...wo Dobara Nahi Share Kiya Jaye Ga. Joke submit Karne Ki Last Date 23th October 2008 Hai Koi topic se hat k baat nahi kare ga srf jokes share karein ge Jo Member Last Competition Kay Winner Hain Woo Iss Competition Main Hissa Nahi Lai Sakty (Haan Per Next Competition Main Hissa Lai Sakty Hain) Conditions Agher Winner Pakistan Main Na Howa tou woo Kisi Ko Gift bhi Ker Sakta Hy Shert Ye Hai K Hg Ka Member Hoo "cards main TELENOR shamil nahi hay" baqi sab mobile companies key card honge Admin Team key membraan aur Moderators bhi hissa le saktey hain Aur Winner Announce honey key 7 days key andar andar aapney apna gift claim karna hooga.. otherwise woh lapse hojayega -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is Bar Joke K Liye Topic rakha gaya hai "Student and Teacher" Khiyaal rakhiyega key kisi ki dil aazaari naa hooo Moderator has the right to edit jokes which founds violating rules Sub Sey Umeed Ki jate hai ke Miyari Jokes Share Karain Gai...Agar Koi JoKe Munasib Na Hua Tu Ise Edit Kardiya Jaye Ga. Aur Post main Gaer Zaroori Guftagoo bhi karna mana hai....Agar Kisi Ne Kisi Or Topic Per Jokes Share Kiya Tu wo count Nahi Hongay. ye innaam is section key moderators Zaib. dein gey Hope key sab ko samajh aa gayi hogi ... agar naa aaye tu Pooch lijiyega ----------------------------------------------------------
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10-12-2008, 12:56 PM
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Teacher: How Old is ur father? Sunny: As old as I m. Teacher: How is it possible? Sunny: He become father only after I was born  |
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10-12-2008, 08:54 PM
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Teacher to Pathan: Qatil kisey kehtey hain ? Pathan: Pata nahi !! Techer: Agar tum Apni Biwi ka QATAL kardo tou Tum Kiya Kehlao gey ? Pathan: Zardari
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10-12-2008, 09:19 PM
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Teacher : duniya ka sab se purana janwar kaun sa hai???  student : zebra  Teacher : wo keasy?  student : teacher wo black and white jo hai!! 
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10-12-2008, 11:49 PM
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Teacher Students Sey ..... Iss class main joo bhee gadha hai khara hojayee Kafi deir guzarney key baad ... aik student khara huaa ... Teacher bola tou tum gadhey hooo hummmm student boola .. nahin sir app akely kharey achey nahin lag rahey tou main saath deny key lye khara hoogaya
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10-14-2008, 03:42 AM
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by mehwish afsar
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10-16-2008, 06:27 AM
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? Student:32 yrs. Teacher:How do you know? Student:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
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10-16-2008, 05:46 PM
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Student: Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe Call Kyun Ki Thi, Kya Kaam Tha Mujh Se..?? Teacher: Main Ne Tou Koi Call Nahi Ki.. Student: To Phir Mere Mobile Pe Kyu Likha Tha, " 1 Miss Call " :-) |
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