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Ur aim in life should b 54321...
Shocked!!

I mean…

5- Five digit salary
4- Four wheeler vehicle
3- Three room flat
2- Two cute children
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1- One sweetheart

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Be a flower 2 all gardens,
Be a smile 2 all faces,
Be a waterfall 2 all mountains,
And the most important…

Be a Good Brother to All Beautiful Gals.
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: For U and ur parents.
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dil me basi hai dosti teri.
Aankhon mein basi hai tasvir teri,

Jab aati hai yaad teri,
Hum dekhte hai" TOM & JERRY"
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Kahi andhere to kahin sham hogi,
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi,
Kuch magar keh to dekh hamse,
Bijli, pani ke bill aur karz mein dubi,
Property tere naam hogi.
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haathi ne kaha haathni k qabar per
sadqe jaon teri patli qamar per

main chahata hoon tum ko is qadar
koi aur mil jaye to dekhoon na murh ker:jumping 0
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Chaiwala : Bholi si surat, aankho mein masti, door khadi sharmaye, hai hai.

Larki : Kali si surat, hatho mein kaitli, door khada chillaye, chai chai. :haha
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this s very funny





'Life can give u a hundred reasons to cry,

But u can give life a thousand reasons to smile.'
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