Urdu Poetry Forum

**fine-future** · #1 06-04-2008, 07:04 PM

Bohat hee khobsurat ghazal ka aghaz kerte hain
Yeh larke kion apna waqt berbaad kerte hain

Kissi se �luv u� kehte hain kissi se �hug u� kehte hain
Yeh jo aap kerte hain who kia khak kerte hain??

Nahin ager aap ki niyat mein koi futoor
tu larkion ke face mein kia talaash kerte hain???

Kahain tu memory card bhar doon inn pe likh ker
Chalein chorein aaj hum inn ko maaf kerte hain.

jab t.v acha nan lage ghar wale ache nan lagain sweet girls achi naan lagain yahan tak k mun pasand khana acha nan lagay tu ... tu kia ???"washroom jao yaar pait main garbar hai"

Ek Hathi Agar Nadi Me Kudta Hai To Kya Hoota Hai.....?.....?....? Socho.....?Are Hathi Gilla Ho Jata Hai.....

u r sweet sona...i don't want to khona..i want a place in ur heart kona..other wise i will strat rona..atleast hello to ker lo na..

Samundar bhar syllabus he.nadi bhar padh pate he.balti bhar yaad hota he.mug bhar likh pate he.chullu bhar no. ate he.aao doob k mar jate he

Hamain Logon Nay Lakh Samjhaya Hum Kitnay Pagal Niklay
*Jinhain Toot Kar Chaha Wohi Hamaray Dil K Qatil Niklay

Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals

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ullu ki terha kya dekh rhe ho
sms pura ho gya

Maa- Beta kya tumne PitaJi ki chhitti ka jawab de diya .
Beta- nai maa .
Maa - Kyun ??
Beta - Maa aap hi to kehti hai ki bado ko jawab nai dete.!!

"A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls."
Reverse the letters.
gfedcba:
"Gils ForGet everything done (and)Catch (new)Bakra Again."

D

DO

DO U

DO U L

DO U LU

DO U LUV

DO U LUV M

DO U LUV ME

Do U LUV MEAT OR R U VEG.?

ur network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya

**HamTum** · #2 06-05-2008, 08:34 AM

all are nice.......keep posting

**Gulabyar** · #3 06-05-2008, 08:45 AM

nice one 1

asif shahzad · #4 06-05-2008, 11:37 AM

hahahahahahhaahahaha h

**WorThless.** · #5 06-05-2008, 01:45 PM

hmm nices ones

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SmaLL Jokes just like sms ;)

SmaLL Jokes just like sms ;)

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