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ArAbIaN gIrL · #1 07-22-2007, 11:42 AM

JoKes Compitition...! PoLLing July 2007

Jokes Compitition Main 7 Members Ne Participate Kiya Hai.

RuLes :

1...SirF aik Joke Ko Vote Karna Hai.

2...Ap Apne ShamiL Kiye Gaye Joke Ko Vote Nahi Dai Sakte...Agar aisa Kiya Tu vote canceL Kardiya Jaye ga.

3...FaKe Voting Hone Ki Surat Main wo JoKe CanceL Kardiya Jaye Ga Jis Per FaKe Voting Hue.

4...Polling Ki Last Date 28 July Hai.

NOTE

zaib ki tabiat kharab thi thats why he requested me to do this
jin k jokes list mein nahi hain wo zaib se contact karein

ArAbIaN gIrL · #2 07-22-2007, 11:46 AM

Joke no 1

Hum Tum

Aik Sardar ji dinner k liye jatey hai aour chicken order kartey hain

waiter jab dish le kar aata hai to sardar g poochtey hain

oye murghay ki aik taang kahan hai
waiter kehta hai sardar g murgha langhra tha...

sardar g kehtay hain k murghay ka dil kahan hai
waiter kehta hai ke dil to murgi le gayi....
sardar g ghusaa mein aa kar kehtay hai...iska demagh kahan hai
waiter bola
...
..
murgha sardar tha..........

Joke No 2
ArAbIaN gIrl

Sardar goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He orders for Masala Dosa.
The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is surprised to see that Sardar eats only the masala leaving the dosa behind.
Sardar then orders for 1 plate Samosa.
Again this time the waiter notices that Sardar eats only the filling and not the shell.
Waiter is very curious.
Sardar next orders for Batata Vada.
This time around also Sardar eats only the filling and leaves the shell behind.
Waiter is losing his patience and walking upto Sardar asks him,"Sardar ji,aap dish ke under ka hi cheez kyon khaa rahe ho, kya baki cheez pasand nahi aaya..?"
Sardar says, "Arre bhaiyya, aisi baat nahi. Hamaari tabiyat kuch teekh nahi isliye doctor ne kaha ki baahar ka cheez mat khaya karo..

ArAbIaN gIrL · #3 07-22-2007, 11:47 AM

Joke No 3

TheMask

ArAbIaN gIrL · #4 07-22-2007, 11:49 AM

Joke No 4

msbluff

A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands

but starts washing the basin instead. The waiter comes and asks him,

"Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this sardar g replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board

lagaya hai, "Wash Basin".

Joke No5

Leo_Larki

sardar:waiter Khanay K Liah Kuch Hai
Waiter:chicken,mutto n,allo Gosht,keema Daal,wagaira Wagaira
Sardar:baki Sab Ko Chor Do Ye Wagaira Wagaira Nayi Dish Maloom Hoti Hai Wohi Le Ao..........

ArAbIaN gIrL · #5 07-22-2007, 11:51 AM

Joke No 6

Pakistani boy

khana khanay kay bad aik sardar jee nay hotel kay manager say kaha kay maray pas khanay ka bill nahi hai ya sun ker manager nay sardar jee ko bohat mara or waiter say kaha kay in sardar jee ko hotel say bahar nikal do ya sun ker waiter nay sardar jee ko tang mar ker hotel say bahar phank diya ya dekh ker manager nay pocha kay ab tuym nay is ko kyunm ara ya sun ker waiter nay kaha kay app nay mar ker apnay bill kay pasay to puray ker liay is liay main nay tang mar ker apni tip puri ker li

Joke No 7
asif sohail

sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he goes to hotel and said to waiter pack some drink and chicken with him. then sardar go and sit on railway track with food someone asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?"

Sardarji replies "khudkoshi karnai aya ho agar train late ho gai to kahin bhook se na marjaun"

**Zaib.** · #6 07-22-2007, 01:27 PM

buhat buhat shukeriya tum ny itni zahmat utha'ee
so nice of you

ArAbIaN gIrL · #7 07-22-2007, 03:09 PM

ma pleassure zaib

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Joke no 2	6	37.50%
Joke no 3	2	12.50%
Joke no 4	6	37.50%
Joke no 5	0	0%
Joke no 6	1	6.25%
Joke no 7	0	0%
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