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05-07-2008, 08:23 AM
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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA .. A few days later he got this reply: Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad, You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained. Thanks Bill Gates. Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference : 'Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.' Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... 'Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga. Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee. No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi. Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad. Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
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05-07-2008, 08:30 AM
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nice joke shaheen ji but u should know that he has a degree in LLB from Patna University. u have nice avi shaheen ji 
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05-07-2008, 08:40 AM
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05-07-2008, 10:16 AM
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05-07-2008, 10:21 AM
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