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!~!kiya aap chinese hein ?!~!

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Old 10-08-2007, 03:10 AM
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Here'z a conversation b/w two guyz X n Y:

X: aap chinese hein ?
Y: nahi
X: aap chinese hein ?
Y: kahaa hai na, nahi!
X: acha acha, woh to sab theek hai... lakin aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi nahi nahi!!!! ab agar tum ne yeh poocha to mein tumhein maroon ga!
X: ok, waisay bhai jan , aap chinese hein?
Y beats X badly..
X (maar khaanay k baad): yaar banda kuch lihaaz kar leta hai, yeh to batayein k kia aap chinese hein?
Y: nahi huun... (then Y runs and get to the roof top of a high building, X follows him and get there too)
then on the roof top:
X: aap chinese hein ?
Y: nahi huun nahi huun nahi huun..ab agar kahaa na to mein jump kar doon ga roof se...
X: acha! to phir aap chinese hein?
Y runz, n jumps from the roof...X follows him and jumps too... in the air while falling:
X: aap chinese hein ?
Y: nahi, (then both fall down n get injured)
X: aap aik baar kah kyun nahi daitay ke aap chinese hein?
Y: acha haan...huun phir ?
X: Achaa!!!! LAGTAY TO NAHI HEIN
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:19 AM
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Salaam !!!



ITNI MUSHKIL SAY CONVINCE KIYA
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Old 10-08-2007, 11:32 AM
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lolzz hahahaha bohot acha
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Salaam !!!



ITNI MUSHKIL SAY CONVINCE KIYA
han G ..kerna perhta hai ...........kamal huta hai asa .... jo kuch kuch log ker saktay hain
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good................ ...........
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..... Very Nice.........
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