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Old 05-02-2008, 05:30 AM
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Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
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Old 05-02-2008, 05:31 AM
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Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
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Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
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Old 05-02-2008, 05:32 AM
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Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and
I'll give same advice to my children also.
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.....nice jokes............... .....
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Nice Jokes............... .............
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Thanx alOt .............!!!
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