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RulesThis is a discussion on Hansna Mana Hai ~:Sardar:~ Jokes within the Jokes n Jokes forums, part of the Mouj Masti category; Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter ...
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08-27-2007, 01:12 PM
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Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says "Johny Walker single" Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single" Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married" ************ Boss : I am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but? how much is DRIVING salary...? ************ Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! ************ 2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ************ Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office.... ************ Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ..... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......" ************ A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??" Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!" ************ Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine". Sardar thinks "how poetic" Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard". ************ 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!.... ************ A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating. ************ Interviewer: what s ur qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY..
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08-27-2007, 01:45 PM
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08-27-2007, 09:39 PM
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hahahahahahahahahah buhat achay joke thay hassi tou aati he ga'ee halaky hassna mana tha
__________________ ميں سچے رب كے رستے ميں سو بار لڑوں اور جاں دے دوں پهر لوٹ كے دنيا ميں آوں پهر جام شهادت نوش كروں |
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08-28-2007, 08:20 AM
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Quote:
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08-28-2007, 08:54 AM
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hahahahahahahaha very funny............... ........... |
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08-28-2007, 12:38 PM
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i cant stop laughinh............ ....
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