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1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

2. What's a cold hot dog?
A chili dog

3. What did the cow say?
Beef me up

4. Why was the Ant so confused?
Because all of his uncles are Ants

5. Why did the chicken go to KFC?
To get fried up like fried chicken


Please post some of your jokes.
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