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This is a discussion on ~*~لو کر لو گل~*~ within the Jokes n Jokes forums, part of the Mouj Masti category; ایک صاحب کے گھر میں چورگھس آیا۔ انہوں نے بڑی ہوشیاری سے کام لیتے ہوئے چور کی کنپٹی پر پستول ...


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ایک صاحب کے گھر میں چورگھس آیا۔ انہوں نے بڑی ہوشیاری سے کام لیتے ہوئے چور کی کنپٹی پر پستول رکھا اور ہاتھ اوپر کرایا اور منہ دیوار کی طرف کرکے کھڑا کر دیا۔ اب سوچنے لگے کہ شور مچا کر محلے والوں کو بلایا جائے یا فون پر پولیس کو اطلاع دی جائے۔ اسی دوران میں ان کا چھوٹا بیٹا پانی کاگلاس لے کر بھاگا ہوا آیا اور کہنے لگا: ابو ! ابو! پستول میں پانی بھر لیں۔ یہ پانی کے بغیر نہیں چلتا۔
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ایک صاحب کے گھر میں چورگھس آیا۔ انہوں نے بڑی ہوشیاری سے کام لیتے ہوئے چور کی کنپٹی پر پستول رکھا اور ہاتھ اوپر کرایا اور منہ دیوار کی طرف کرکے کھڑا کر دیا۔ اب سوچنے لگے کہ شور مچا کر محلے والوں کو بلایا جائے یا فون پر پولیس کو اطلاع دی جائے۔ اسی دوران میں ان کا چھوٹا بیٹا پانی کاگلاس لے کر بھاگا ہوا آیا اور کہنے لگا: ابو ! ابو! پستول میں پانی بھر لیں۔ یہ پانی کے بغیر نہیں چلتا۔
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