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Old 05-07-2008, 08:23 AM
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Default Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data.....

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in
Microsoft Corporation, USA ..

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any
further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks

Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference : 'Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap
ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri
mil gayee hai.'

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... 'Ab
hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa
? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath
Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab
Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.

No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
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