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What A Critical Sitiution....!!!!!!! !!!‏

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Old 05-16-2008, 05:02 AM
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Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,

so make arrangement.



Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and

I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.



Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going

abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.



Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving

private tution: I have work for a week, so you need

not come for class.



Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a

week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets

spend the week together.



Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am

spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend

that meeting.



Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss

has some work, we cancelled our trip.



Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend

this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.



Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving

private tution: This week we will have class as usual.



Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my

teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I

can't give you company.



Grandpa(boss) make call to his secretary: Don't worry this

Week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement

abb karna ye hai k agar app iss jaga hotty to kia karty............... ......./
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yeh to boht ajeeb sa masla hai
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Yea tu batain kaun kiss jaga hota? Boss ke jaga ya secretory, teacher, small boy??? kiss kee jagah. Waisay khoob dimagh ghumaya hai.
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main is jaghan nahi ho sakta tha :D

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main is jaghan nahi ho sakta tha :D

time nahi ha :D
nahi app boss ki jaga ho batoo kia karty hai ?
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yeh to boht ajeeb sa masla hai
mohsin u se ajeeb to nahi hai

batoo agar tum

Secretary
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Yea tu batain kaun kiss jaga hota? Boss ke jaga ya secretory, teacher, small boy??? kiss kee jagah. Waisay khoob dimagh ghumaya hai.
teacher............. .................... .............ki jaga hotty to kai karty
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nahi app boss ki jaga ho batoo kia karty hai ?

wah wah,
mere umar he kya ha,
jo mujhay gradpa bana dia :D

shahbash ha tumhary wali :D

main koi rangeen mizaj gradpa hota,
na na :D

main tu jolly gradpa hota :D
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