Urdu Poetry Forum

Originally Posted by Aas

Curriculum vitae

Present Address - Halla.gul.gula.com'o n...Angreji Road...bayeen se dayeen ulte moon square about se round...gulli number Modship...Appartment 4 / 20 ooper wala.

Last Address - Kaheen rukh ke bhool gaya.

E-mail - aa$_ki_khopri£@tul-tulla.com...(to kiya safayi kerne waale net ist'maal nahin kerte )

Phone Number - Pehle phone to le do hazoor-e-wala.

Personal Cedibility

1- Clean my own room almost daily.
2- Clean my own dessk at my own office...almost daily.
3- Clean my own cloths at my own house. Once a week.
4- Clean my own teeth twice a day, everyday, keep the ullu doctor away.

Experience

Hum bohot tujurba kaar hoon. Naam hi kaafi hai.

Doosra Experience

Often emply ad-aware and spybot to CLEAN for me.

Hobbies

1- Akhiyaan udeekna
2- Dil vaajaan maarda
3- Peyaar da waasta
4- Fer se akhiyaan udeek diyaan

Languages

1- Urdu (since meri khoobsooret peidaish)
2- Angreji (yes sir no sir...3 khote full)
3- Bhai log ki bhasha
4- Underworld Ki bhasha
5- Robert aur loin ki bhasha
6- Bangali bhi (Only safaai kerte waqt)

Objectives and carreer Goals

1- Ae kaash ke ab hosh main hum...aane na paayeeeeeeeen.

On a more serious note: I hope ke mere employees mujhe aik vaccuum cleaner de sekain...

Originally Posted by handsome

Aslam-e-Alikum Dunya Walo (slap)

Mughay do adaad "Nokaranio" ki sakht zarorat hay kun kay humaray "Ghar" Yani "HG" per "Do Added" Dartoos nay hamla ker diya hay Yani

Aik Lamha (slap) & Whispers (hammer)

Ummed Waar members Apni CVs yahi per submit ker wain.. Experianced members ko ziada madaynazer rakha jay ga (flower4u)

Handsome

Originally Posted by sw33t

Is K Liye tu commander safeguard ko bolana paray ga then woh do do hath ker lien gay in k sath ;)

Originally Posted by nishat

/ohgod/ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,

Originally Posted by sanatariq

naukarniyon ki zarooret hai ...naukaroon ki nahi

Originally Posted by Aas

Ai goooo...amraa naam....jhaaroo wala....

Originally Posted by Rabi

Teesra to laty hain na


: peety hain to kia howa :

25................

Originally Posted by handsome

or kia bolna hay me ko daso may kuch bhi boldoga......