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**handsome** · #41 04-18-2007, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MEHTAB

Agar mere liay koi kaam hoo tu me ko bata dena
Me ajkal zara wela hoon

i am searching nokrani not nokrana .......

**MEHTAB** · #42 04-18-2007, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by handsome

i am searching nokrani not nokrana .......

Me nay Nokri k liay nahi kaha tha (slap)
Me ne just hamdardi k toor kaha tha

**Raheel** · #43 04-18-2007, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by handsome

Aslam-e-Alikum Dunya Walo (slap)

Mughay do adaad "Nokaranio" ki sakht zarorat hay kun kay humaray "Ghar" Yani "HG" per "Do Added" Dartoos nay hamla ker diya hay Yani

Aik Lamha (slap) & Whispers (hammer)

Ummed Waar members Apni CVs yahi per submit ker wain.. Experianced members ko ziada madaynazer rakha jay ga (flower4u)

Handsome

............. DIN poorey hogaye hain lagta hai

**Mr.Bean** · #44 04-18-2007, 11:31 PM

meko trial basis pay rakh lo kaam pasand ajaye tu bata daia CV jama karadon ga with conditions kay sath

**Suneea** · #45 04-19-2007, 04:43 AM

Sindhi siggi (ohno)

**Mohsin-Khan** · #46 04-19-2007, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by handsome

nope this offer only for nokrani....

yaar main larkion k bhais main aa jaon ga na, lekin job ki sakht zarorat hai me ko

**ayankhan** · #47 04-19-2007, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mohsin_khan_1

yaar main larkion k bhais main aa jaon ga na, lekin job ki sakht zarorat hai me ko

aap apne pyaare pyaare monchoon ko qurbaan kar den gay

nahennnnnnnnnnnnnnn

**nishat** · #48 04-19-2007, 08:19 AM

tum k hotay huay nokranion ki kiya zaroorat hai(slap)
u kis marz ki dawa ho badsome(chair)

**Aas** · #49 04-19-2007, 08:29 AM

Curriculum vitae

Present Address - Halla.gul.gula.com'o n...Angreji Road...bayeen se dayeen ulte moon square about se round...gulli number Modship...Appartment 4 / 20 ooper wala.

Last Address - Kaheen rukh ke bhool gaya.

E-mail - aa$_ki_khopri£@tul-tulla.com...(to kiya safayi kerne waale net ist'maal nahin kerte

)

Phone Number - Pehle phone to le do hazoor-e-wala.

Personal Cedibility

1- Clean my own room almost daily.
2- Clean my own dessk at my own office...almost daily.
3- Clean my own cloths at my own house. Once a week.
4- Clean my own teeth twice a day, everyday, keep the ullu doctor away.

Experience

Hum bohot tujurba kaar hoon. Naam hi kaafi hai.

Doosra Experience

Often emply ad-aware and spybot to CLEAN for me.

Hobbies

1- Akhiyaan udeekna
2- Dil vaajaan maarda
3- Peyaar da waasta
4- Fer se akhiyaan udeek diyaan

Languages

1- Urdu (since meri khoobsooret peidaish)
2- Angreji (yes sir no sir...3 khote full)
3- Bhai log ki bhasha
4- Underworld Ki bhasha
5- Robert aur loin ki bhasha
6- Bangali bhi (Only safaai kerte waqt)

Objectives and carreer Goals

1- Ae kaash ke ab hosh main hum...aane na paayeeeeeeeen.

On a more serious note: I hope ke mere employees mujhe aik vaccuum cleaner de sekain...

**nishat** · #50 04-19-2007, 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aas

Curriculum vitae

Present Address - Halla.gul.gula.com'o n...Angreji Road...bayeen se dayeen ulte moon square about se round...gulli number Modship...Appartment 4 / 20 ooper wala.

Last Address - Kaheen rukh ke bhool gaya.

E-mail - aa$_ki_khopri£@tul-tulla.com...(to kiya safayi kerne waale net ist'maal nahin kerte

)

Phone Number - Pehle phone to le do hazoor-e-wala.

Personal Cedibility

1- Clean my own room almost daily.
2- Clean my own dessk at my own office...almost daily.
3- Clean my own cloths at my own house. Once a week.
4- Clean my own teeth twice a day, everyday, keep the ullu doctor away.

Experience

Hum bohot tujurba kaar hoon. Naam hi kaafi hai.

Doosra Experience

Often emply ad-aware and spybot to CLEAN for me.

Hobbies

1- Akhiyaan udeekna
2- Dil vaajaan maarda
3- Peyaar da waasta
4- Fer se akhiyaan udeek diyaan

Languages

1- Urdu (since meri khoobsooret peidaish)
2- Angreji (yes sir no sir...3 khote full)
3- Bhai log ki bhasha
4- Underworld Ki bhasha
5- Robert aur loin ki bhasha
6- Bangali bhi (Only safaai kerte waqt)

Objectives and carreer Goals

1- Ae kaash ke ab hosh main hum...aane na paayeeeeeeeen.

On a more serious note: I hope ke mere employees mujhe aik vaccuum cleaner de sekain...

/ohgod/ ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,

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