Curriculum vitae
Present Address - Halla.gul.gula.com'o n...Angreji Road...bayeen se dayeen ulte moon square about se round...gulli number Modship...Appartment 4 / 20 ooper wala.
Last Address - Kaheen rukh ke bhool gaya.
E-mail - aa$_ki_khopri£@tul-tulla.com...(to kiya safayi kerne waale net ist'maal nahin kerte
)
Phone Number - Pehle phone to le do hazoor-e-wala.
Personal Cedibility
1- Clean my own room almost daily.
2- Clean my own dessk at my own office...almost daily.
3- Clean my own cloths at my own house. Once a week.
4- Clean my own teeth twice a day, everyday, keep the ullu doctor away.
Experience
Hum bohot tujurba kaar hoon. Naam hi kaafi hai.
Doosra Experience
Often emply ad-aware and spybot to CLEAN for me.
Hobbies
1- Akhiyaan udeekna
2- Dil vaajaan maarda
3- Peyaar da waasta
4- Fer se akhiyaan udeek diyaan
Languages
1- Urdu (since meri khoobsooret peidaish)
2- Angreji (yes sir no sir...3 khote full)
3- Bhai log ki bhasha
4- Underworld Ki bhasha
5- Robert aur loin ki bhasha
6- Bangali bhi (Only safaai kerte waqt)
Objectives and carreer Goals
1- Ae kaash ke ab hosh main hum...aane na paayeeeeeeeen.
On a more serious note: I hope ke mere employees mujhe aik vaccuum cleaner de sekain...