Curriculum vitae

Present Address - Halla.gul.gula.com'o n...Angreji Road...bayeen se dayeen ulte moon square about se round...gulli number Modship...Appartment 4 / 20 ooper wala.

Last Address - Kaheen rukh ke bhool gaya.

E-mail - aa$_ki_khopri£@tul-tulla.com...(to kiya safayi kerne waale net ist'maal nahin kerte )

Phone Number - Pehle phone to le do hazoor-e-wala.

Personal Cedibility

1- Clean my own room almost daily.
2- Clean my own dessk at my own office...almost daily.
3- Clean my own cloths at my own house. Once a week.
4- Clean my own teeth twice a day, everyday, keep the ullu doctor away.

Experience

Hum bohot tujurba kaar hoon. Naam hi kaafi hai.

Doosra Experience

Often emply ad-aware and spybot to CLEAN for me.

Hobbies

1- Akhiyaan udeekna
2- Dil vaajaan maarda
3- Peyaar da waasta
4- Fer se akhiyaan udeek diyaan

Languages

1- Urdu (since meri khoobsooret peidaish)
2- Angreji (yes sir no sir...3 khote full)
3- Bhai log ki bhasha
4- Underworld Ki bhasha
5- Robert aur loin ki bhasha
6- Bangali bhi (Only safaai kerte waqt)

Objectives and carreer Goals

1- Ae kaash ke ab hosh main hum...aane na paayeeeeeeeen.

On a more serious note: I hope ke mere employees mujhe aik vaccuum cleaner de sekain...

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