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Funny Poetry Mizah zindagi ka hissa hai, Is section maiN aap tanz-o-mazah say bharpoor mazahiya shayeri parh saktay haiN...aaiye..hansiye muskuriye ke hansi ilaj-e-gham hai... Share and Read the best of funny urdu poetry ever, mazahiya nazmeiN, mazahiya ghazlaiN, mazahiya qita'at, Urdu k behtereen Mizahiya shoura ki mazahiya shayeri aap ko yahaN milay gi.


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Old 02-18-2008, 09:38 AM
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Kharuus boss apne servent se :- tumne kabhi uuullllu dekha hai

Servent : nai saheb !

Boss :- Neeche kya dek rahe ho meri taraf dekho ........!
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KOi Sansoo me samaya sa lagta hai

kisi ko dil me basaya sa lagta hai

uuuse milne ke tammana hai lekin

aane jane ka kiraya b lagta hai............!
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pehle wala kamaal ka hai..............bohat khoob....
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"Aaj tuesday hai"... ..
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Is MSG ko Saat logo ko bhejiye. Believe me
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7 din baad phir tuesday aa jaega. It really works....!!
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Sardar looked at himself in the mirror

and said: "Isko kahin dekha hai???"

Then he said: "Yaad aaya!

Ye to wahi Not Allowed hai jo meri

shaadi ki album me meri biwi k saath tha"
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Why love marriage is beetter than Arranged ?

B'coz " A known bhuotni is better than an unknown chudail !
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BOLLYWOOD IN CALL CENTER


Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg. .

Customer: I need help

Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa.......

Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless

Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..

Customer: What!!! I need your manager

Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna
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Q :- agar kisi ko kise se pyar ho jaye to kya karna chaheye?

A :- dono ke shadi karwa dene chaheye " dono ka bhut utar jayega "
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tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,

tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,

Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey
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kia bat hai wowowowo bhooot to uter jaii ga laikin bhootniii ka kia ho ga hahahah
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[ salammmmmm
hazer hai... mohabbat ka ssyrub ho tum...tension ka capsule ho tum..aafat ka injection ho tum..par kia karein jhelna perta hai...kio kie dosti ka oxgen ho tum..
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HAHAHHAHAHAHA
VERY NICE.........
KEEP IT UP!
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bahut thx .... " imran " & " ranoooo" g
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bola dookandaar k kya chaahiye janab
jo bhi kaho ge meri dookan per vo paao ge

main ne kaha kutte k khane ka cake hai
boola yahin pe khao ge ya le ke jaao ge

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