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جب دونوں شناسا کہیں ملتے ہیں تو ظاہر ہے حال احوال تو پوچھا جاتا ہے لیکن اگر اتفاق سے دونوں ہی بہرے ہوں تو۔۔۔۔۔۔۔

اس نے کہا، آداب کرتا ہوں ، کہو کیا حال ہے؟
اس نے کہا، تھیلے میں دو رومال ہیں، اک تھال ہے
اس نے کہا، انسان میں اب کچھ ذوقِ ہمدردی بھی ہے؟
اس نے کہا ہم کیا کریں، کھانسی بھی ہے ، سردی بھی ہے
اس نے کہا، کچھ پیٹ بڑھ آیا ہے پچھلے سال میں
اس نے کہا ، برگیڈیر گلزار ہیں چکوال میں
اس نے کہا ، اس وقت شاید قصد ہے بازار کا ؟
اس نے کہا ، بارہ بجے ، دن ہوا مگر اتوار کا
اس نے کہا، منجھلے چچا کیا ب بھی ہیں ملتان میں
اس نے کہا کچھ درد سا رہتا ہے بائیں کان میں
اس نے کہا ، بیمار ہے بیگم گزشتہ رات سے
اس نے کہا ، اچھی کہی ، دل خوش ہوا اس بات سے
اس نے کہا ، انگلینڈ سے افسر کا تار آیا نہیں
اس نے کہا ، پھر تو کہیں ، ان کو بخار آیا نہیں
اس نے کہا ، طفل جواں، گھر میں ہے یا تھانے میں
اس نے کہا ، کیا آپ کو اپنی جوانی یاد ہے ؟
اس نے کہا ، ہاں یاد ہے اور منہ زبانی یاد ہے


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Old 04-06-2006, 07:17 PM
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pra G Yeh Kya Hai.....menu Kuch V Samajh Nai Aanda
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Old 04-06-2006, 07:33 PM
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lolzz sis samjanay k liay wo kia hai wo chahiay , jo aap k paas nahin

chalo yai tou samjh aye ga na

Ideal Asian Wife

5' 6" jiski height ho,

Jeans jiski tight ho,

Chehara jiska bright ho,

Umar 20 se 22 ho,

Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,

Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,

America, Calcutta ya Jamshedpur paidaish ho,

Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho

Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,

Dinner ke time candle light ho,

Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,

Milane ke baad dil delight ho,

Hey prabhu teri 'Amrita' meri life ho.

Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "yaar, tum right ho",

Aise apni Wife ho.

kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho

agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho

har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho

kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho

khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho

ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho

aisi apni wife ho.
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Old 04-06-2006, 07:44 PM
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Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye...,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!!

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Old 04-06-2006, 07:46 PM
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You = cute
You = hot
You = sweet
You = intelligent
You = amazing
You = perfect
Me = liar.
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wah pra g tussi toup ho.............coz kabhi kabhi main bhi jhoot bol deti hoon.......all r nice keep it up
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wah pra g tussi toup ho.............coz kabhi kabhi main bhi jhoot bol deti hoon.......all r nice keep it up
thanks nageen
aap b jhoot boltay ho but keep one thing in mind sis , dont make it habit because liar will go in hell
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Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys like u,
Should be kept in zoo,
Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too
Not in cage but laughing on u.
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