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Funny Poetry Mizah zindagi ka hissa hai, Is section maiN aap tanz-o-mazah say bharpoor mazahiya shayeri parh saktay haiN...aaiye..hansiye muskuriye ke hansi ilaj-e-gham hai... Share and Read the best of funny urdu poetry ever, mazahiya nazmeiN, mazahiya ghazlaiN, mazahiya qita'at, Urdu k behtereen Mizahiya shoura ki mazahiya shayeri aap ko yahaN milay gi.


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Old 04-16-2008, 09:35 PM
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Arz Kiya Hai.......


Abhi abhi pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo
apne dil ki hard disk pee aur kitni file daloo
apne chehre see ruwayee ka error to hatao
aa janeman apne dil ka password to bataoo
woh to hum hain jo app ki chahat dil mein rakhtee hain
warna app jaisee software to bazaar mein biktee hain
roz raat app mere sapnee mein aate ho
mere pyaar ka mouse ban kar ungliyoon pee nachatee hoo
tere pyaar ka email mere dil koo lubata hai
par beech mein tere baap ka virus aajataa hai
aur karvaoogee humse kitnaa intezar
hamaree dil ki site par kabhi enter to maroo
yaar apne insult kaa badlaa dekho kaisa loonga janeman
tere baap ko shift delete kar doonga
apkee nakree apne dil pe bang ho gayee
do PC jodtee jodtee hang ho gayee
app jaisoo kee liyee dil ko cut diya kartee hain
warna baak cases mein to copy paste kiya kartee hain
app ka hasna app ka chalnaa app ki woh style
app ki addaoo ki hamee save hai karni file...
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University Ki Larkiyan...

(University main admissin huwa
to mairi BAnto nay kaha
ab to paristaan ja rahay ho
suna hay wahan paryaan hi paryaan hoti hain
yahan poncha to paryaan kia milni thin
kuch ajeeb hi makhlooq har taraf dikhai di
bharhal is main Alla Rakhi sab say mufarid cheez thi
ab main nay apni Banto ko kuch youn likha)


university main apni, parhti ik Alla Rakhi hay
kahtay hain bari dil wali hay
chaal us ki niraali hay
aankh us ki ghazali hay
kanoon main aisi baali hay
jaisay flopy disc laga li hay
aankh kajal say khali hay
coloured lenz nay jaga li hay
khulay baaloon main khushboo laga li hay
jaisay sahira koi bangali hay
dopattay ki bajay ik jaali hay
kaandhay pay jo saja li hay
aur mun main chewingum ki jugali hay
koi bhi period jo khali hay
to library nay KFC ki jaga li hay
aur dating aasan bana li hay
3310 main SIM dalwa li hay
aur raat ko bhi gup laga li hay
aur aik nai reet nikali hay
kabhi Mooda is phool ka maali hay
to kbhi Sheeday say yaari laga li hay
chahay Arbi hay chahay Nepali hay
har ik ki neend ura li hay
alla rakhi nirali hay
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welcome g
nice one
keep posting
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welcome to HG

par ye jokes section ya funny poetry mein hona chaiye
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welcome


nice sharingg


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nice one
keep posting
hmmmmm Thank U KAreem Bhai ......InshAllah I will try my best ...
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par ye jokes section ya funny poetry mein hona chaiye
Hmmmmmm Thanku Hum tum Bhai ......Per ab toh aap ne move ker diya na ab aa gaya funny shayari mein ,.,...aayeinda se khayal rahe gaa ..
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Roz roz ki mulaqaton kotum ne bhula diya...


Lot kar




aa jao



please




main ne




yaqeen karo



"MORTIEN"
Bhuja diya
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President
"Shetaani"

Army Chief
"Kiyani"

Prime Minister
"Gillani"

SpeakeR
"Zanani"

Wah Re Wah
"PakistAnI''

Teri AjAb KahAnI =P
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