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Help Line section. | | Funny Poetry Mizah zindagi ka hissa hai, Is section maiN aap tanz-o-mazah say bharpoor mazahiya shayeri parh saktay haiN...aaiye..hansiye muskuriye ke hansi ilaj-e-gham hai...
Share and Read the best of funny urdu poetry ever, mazahiya nazmeiN, mazahiya ghazlaiN, mazahiya qita'at, Urdu k behtereen Mizahiya shoura ki mazahiya shayeri aap ko yahaN milay gi. |  | | 
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Rep Power: 20 | | Other - Arz Kiya HAi ..........Plz Read and reply in My First thread | | Arz Kiya Hai....... Abhi abhi pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo apne dil ki hard disk pee aur kitni file daloo apne chehre see ruwayee ka error to hatao aa janeman apne dil ka password to bataoo woh to hum hain jo app ki chahat dil mein rakhtee hain warna app jaisee software to bazaar mein biktee hain roz raat app mere sapnee mein aate ho mere pyaar ka mouse ban kar ungliyoon pee nachatee hoo tere pyaar ka email mere dil koo lubata hai par beech mein tere baap ka virus aajataa hai aur karvaoogee humse kitnaa intezar hamaree dil ki site par kabhi enter to maroo yaar apne insult kaa badlaa dekho kaisa loonga janeman tere baap ko shift delete kar doonga apkee nakree apne dil pe bang ho gayee do PC jodtee jodtee hang ho gayee app jaisoo kee liyee dil ko cut diya kartee hain warna baak cases mein to copy paste kiya kartee hain app ka hasna app ka chalnaa app ki woh style app ki addaoo ki hamee save hai karni file... 
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04-16-2008, 09:42 PM
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Rep Power: 20 | | Re: Arz Kiya HAi ..........Plz Read and reply in My First thread | | University Ki Larkiyan... (University main admissin huwa
to mairi BAnto nay kaha
ab to paristaan ja rahay ho
suna hay wahan paryaan hi paryaan hoti hain
yahan poncha to paryaan kia milni thin
kuch ajeeb hi makhlooq har taraf dikhai di
bharhal is main Alla Rakhi sab say mufarid cheez thi
ab main nay apni Banto ko kuch youn likha) university main apni, parhti ik Alla Rakhi hay
kahtay hain bari dil wali hay
chaal us ki niraali hay
aankh us ki ghazali hay
kanoon main aisi baali hay
jaisay flopy disc laga li hay
aankh kajal say khali hay
coloured lenz nay jaga li hay
khulay baaloon main khushboo laga li hay
jaisay sahira koi bangali hay
dopattay ki bajay ik jaali hay
kaandhay pay jo saja li hay
aur mun main chewingum ki jugali hay
koi bhi period jo khali hay
to library nay KFC ki jaga li hay
aur dating aasan bana li hay
3310 main SIM dalwa li hay
aur raat ko bhi gup laga li hay
aur aik nai reet nikali hay
kabhi Mooda is phool ka maali hay
to kbhi Sheeday say yaari laga li hay
chahay Arbi hay chahay Nepali hay
har ik ki neend ura li hay
alla rakhi nirali hay
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04-17-2008, 01:43 AM
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nice one
keep posting
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nice one
keep posting | | | | | hmmmmm Thank U KAreem Bhai ......InshAllah I will try my best ...
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par ye jokes section ya funny poetry mein hona chaiye  | | | | | Hmmmmmm Thanku Hum tum Bhai ......Per ab toh aap ne move ker diya na ab aa gaya funny shayari mein ,.,...aayeinda se khayal rahe gaa ..
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Lot kar
aa jao
please
main ne
yaqeen karo
"MORTIEN"
Bhuja diya
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"Shetaani"
Army Chief
"Kiyani"
Prime Minister
"Gillani"
SpeakeR
"Zanani"
Wah Re Wah
"PakistAnI''
Teri AjAb KahAnI =P
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