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| Funny Poetry Mizah zindagi ka hissa hai, Is section maiN aap tanz-o-mazah say bharpoor mazahiya shayeri parh saktay haiN...aaiye..hansiye muskuriye ke hansi ilaj-e-gham hai...
Share and Read the best of funny urdu poetry ever, mazahiya nazmeiN, mazahiya ghazlaiN, mazahiya qita'at, Urdu k behtereen Mizahiya shoura ki mazahiya shayeri aap ko yahaN milay gi. |
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09-15-2007, 06:49 PM
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Rep Power: 1883 | |  *!*Apni aisi wife ho*!* | |
Apni aisi wife ho,
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Sarak per sab kahen kya cute ho,
Bhir main sab kahen side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jis ki khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Parisi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ki baad dil delight ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Larki ka Jawab
6'2" jis ki height ho,
Jeans gheeli magar body tight ho,
Biwi ka her nakhra uthay, itna mizaaj uska light ho,
Husband apna aisa gright ho.
Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho,
Dinner banaye wo jab bhe romantic night ho,
Shopping ker ke jab bhe aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho,
Husband apna aisa bright ho.
Mujhay rani bana ker kakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho,
Saas Susser ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho,
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho,
Husband apna aisa bright ho.
Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho,
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho,
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein jaisay ke kite ho,
Husband apna aisa bright ho  |
09-15-2007, 07:07 PM
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hehehe nice one.... |
09-19-2007, 04:11 AM
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Nice Sharing .......... |
09-28-2007, 06:27 PM
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heheheheh...............  |
04-17-2008, 01:43 PM
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| Quote: | |  | | | Apni aisi wife ho,
5'6" jiski height ho,
Jeans tight tight ho,
Chehra jis ka bright ho,
Umar 22 se 27 ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Sarak per sab kahen kya cute ho,
Bhir main sab kahen side ho, side ho,
Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki khidmat jis ki khwahish ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Parisi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho,
Dinner ke waqt candle light ho,
Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
Milnay ki baad dil delight ho,
Aisi apni wife ho.
Larki ka Jawab
6'2" jis ki height ho,
Jeans gheeli magar body tight ho,
Biwi ka her nakhra uthay, itna mizaaj uska light ho,
Husband apna aisa gright ho.
Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho,
Dinner banaye wo jab bhe romantic night ho,
Shopping ker ke jab bhe aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho,
Husband apna aisa bright ho.
Mujhay rani bana ker kakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho,
Saas Susser ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho,
Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho,
Husband apna aisa bright ho.
Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho,
Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho,
Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein jaisay ke kite ho,
Husband apna aisa bright ho | | | | | very nice...........
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04-22-2008, 03:30 PM
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hahahhaa nice nice dear keep it up and if i say it could ba sane for husband "apna asa husband ho " than lol....... |
05-08-2008, 10:27 AM
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wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kiya baat hy |
05-08-2008, 10:33 AM
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nice one but very old stuff
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