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This is a discussion on !!!2 sharbi 1 qissa!!! within the Funny Poetry forums, part of the Urdu Poetry - Shairi category; Pehla Sharabi - Zamana gardish mein jhoomta hai, Nashe nigahon ko aa rahe hain, Who haath zinda rahein khudaya Jo ...
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#1
09-22-2007, 11:02 PM
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Pehla Sharabi - Zamana gardish mein jhoomta hai, Nashe nigahon ko aa rahe hain, Who haath zinda rahein khudaya Jo mujhko Whisky pila rahe hain Doosra Sharabi- Janab, kya app hosh mein hain Agar aisa hai, to aur lijiye Sharabkhane mein aye hain to Khudi ko gark-e-sharab kijiye Pehla - Nasha bahut ho gaya hai sahib Na aur dijiye sharab mujhko Ki, ek bara saanp lag raha hai Ye lamba lamba kabab mujhko Doosra - Kabab to behtarin milte hain Sham ko mere ghar kea age Aur aise khasta ki toot jaayein Agar na lipte hon unpe dhaage Pehla - Pata Janab apne ghar ka, is Khaksaar ko bhi batayiega… Doosra - Ye mera Card hai sahib Jaroor tashrif layiega…. Pehla - 18 Number? Nizaam Manzil? Ye mere ghar ka pata hai Sahab? Doosra - Mangaa dun Taxi, bahut nasha Aap ko agar ho gaya hai sahib? Pehla - Nashe mein koi bhi apne ghar ka Pata nai bhulta hai Mister.. Doosra - Bahut si pee le to maa-behan tak Ko bilyakin bhulta hai Mister Pehla - Mere Mukarram! Yakin kar lo Behak gaye ho, nashe mein gum ho Doosra - To goya ‘Farhat’ ke naam par jo Makan hai, us ke makin tum ho? Pehla - Kasam khuda ki 18 Number Nizam Manzil, mera makan hai Doosra - Kiraya deti hai uska Farhat Tu keh raha hai tera makan hai Pehla - Nashe mein kehta hun saaf tujhse Bahut hai Farhat ko pyar mujhse Doosra - Zubaan ko de lagam warna Tu aaj khayega maar mujhse Pehla - Jo haath mujh par kabhi uthaya Talak le legi Farhat tujhse Doosra - Woh tujhko Sandal se peet degi Ishk karti hai mujhse Farhat Pehla - Agar tujhi se woh ishk karti Gale lagati na woh mujhko bhi Doosra - Abhi jahunnum mein bhejta hoon Tere nashe ko bhi aur tujhe bhi Pehla - Galaa mat pakran, hata le apne Ye haath gande, ye kaale kaale Doosra - Tabah kar dunga, maar dalunga Main na chhodunga tujhko saae Pehla - 18 Number, Nizaam Manzil mein Bol beta, kabhi ghusega? Doosra - Tumhari maa ko gale lagaane Tumhara ye baap abhi ghusega… Pehla - Kamine Kutte! [fate girabaan] Zalil paaji! [gayi wo tie] Doosra - Suaar ke bachche [gilas tute] Haramzaade! [giri tipaayi] Sharap-dharap! Khataak ghunse Dharma-bharam, dhaap chal rahe hain Galaa fula ke, dumein utha ke Dono murge uchchal rahein hain …. Teesra Sharabi - Hasin hai mausam, samaa hai rangeen Laro nai bhai! Baaz aao Arey o baira! Ye kya garbar hai? Ye mar na jaayein, inhe chhurao Baira - Janab, ye dono baap-bete hain Bhool jaate hain roz pee ke Ye dono rehte hain ek hi ghar mein Dhoom machaate hain roz pee ke Teesra - Magar, Wo Farhat ka kya kissa hai? Jo ban gayi zebe-dastaan hai.. Baira - Aji, wo hai ek nek aurat Jo ‘Is’ ki biwi, aur ‘Us’ ki Maan hai
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#2
09-23-2007, 04:24 PM
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 nice joke................ .
__________________ Yeh Bahein Humein jab apni Panahon mein bulathi hein, Humein apni Kasam hum har Sahara bhool jatey hain |
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#3
09-28-2007, 04:20 AM
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Zabardast !! Really awsome sharing .... Take a very good care of u CHALAKOO |
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#4
09-28-2007, 06:08 PM
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Hmm Achi Sharing Hai.......... |
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