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**Ankaboot** · #1 01-23-2005, 03:05 PM

AKKAR BAKKAR BAMBAY BOO . ASI NAVEY POREY SO . SO MAIN SAY NIKLA DHAGA CHOUR NIKAL KAY BHAGA ... ....

ENGLISH MAIN TRANLATE KAROOO NA ? ;D

Ego Goat bumbai ... 80 90 all 100 ... thread came out of 100 and thief ran away

woh Multan ka PIZZA hutt complete hoa keh naheen

ji nahi .... abhi nahi hoye... bus thoay arsay main ho jaye ga mairay ghar se bus 2 km ke faslay per hai ;D

kia aap koi kaaff main rehtay hain jin bhaiee?/ /mad

jii nahi... koh kaf main internet ki sahulat majood nahi hai /narayna

achaa chaliyey yeh bataaiyey meri kon see 3 khwaahishaat poori karein gey /jin

umm... main kia keh sakta hon.. jo bhi 3 ap kahain

yeh tu ap ki pasand hai na ... /hugs

aap chirgh se bahit kesye agyei /head aur hg main kesye pohanchey :firing

busss ji mujhay kise ne kaha ke yeh p c p bariiii sharir ho gai hai ise ja kar sahi karo tu main aa gaya.... aur phir Sawan ne bataya ke p c p HG per hai tu aesay Sawan ke through yahan aa gaya

aap ko wapis chiraag may bhyjnay ka tarika kiya hay

kiunnnnnnn?

main ap ko aesay acha nahi lagta kia ? /sad /sad /sad /sad

Jalid say 3 wish pori ker dain

1. Mansha ko 9 2 11 ker dain

2. AMNA BUTT ko WO ker dain

3. Meno phopho BLACK ROSE la dai

han... yeh 3 wishes puri kar don take yeh tenon mil kar mujhay 9 2 11 kar dain ;D ;D .. hain?

toba karo yaar /ast

[b]ji main hazir ho gaya naintara

umm... main kia keh sakta hon.. jo bhi 3 ap kahain ...

yeh tu ap ki pasand hai na ... /hugs [/quote]

hmm achaa meri 3 khwaahishaat yeh hein /jin

1, Mahee bhai ko ghayeb ker doo /khabardar

2, Mahee bhai kay interview ki baari me ney miss ker dee woo waapis aa jaaey

3, Mahee bhai ney kabhi ice cream nahin khaaee ..tou unn woo khilaa doo /jin

ummm /realy

1. yeh zara mushkil hai.. koshis karta hon .......

/kaisa ...... theek ji ?

2.ummm... ap ko hal daita hon.. PM the best ;D

3. yeh lain mahee paa ji /icecream

Aap Ko Web Designing main koi Interest hai???

pehlay tha thora sa... per ab itna time hi nahi hota

jin gg aap ko koye churail pasand aaye ab tak ya nahi ???

oooooooops! /mad

ummm... aik aye thi per woh churail nahi thi bahuttttt achi ladki thi ...;)

aur doosri ki abhi tuk nobat hi nahi aye /cig

walaikum assalam adeel paa ji ...

ap ne jo intro kia hai kuch kuch sahi ahai aur thora thora ghalat .. main itna drwana nahi hon .. well thanx to all of u ... and HG administration for calling me ... yeh mairay answers hain.. /realy

aap ki jaye peydaaish aur tareekh peydaaish ?

1. my birth place is Multan ... aur date hai 31st decemeber,1985.

aap ka asali naam

2. maira asli naam hai Muhammad Umair

ghar main kis naam se pukarte hain

3. ghar wale ziada tar umair hi kehtay hain aur mairo aur mairi bhi

aagar aap such much jin hote to phir

4. agar main sach main jin hota tu mairi koshi hoti ke logon ki bhar por tareeqay se madad karon.. kum az kum dukh na de pata /buribaat

shairi ka shock hai ? aagar hai to koi ghazal aisi sunyein jo aap ko lagta hai aap ki aakasi kerti hai

5. shairi karne ka tu shauk nahi hai.. han parhnay ki had tuk hai.. well mairi akasi?? umm.. yaad nahi aa rahi hai /head

kon si shakshiyat aisi hai jis se milne ka buhat ishteyaaq hai

7. i will love to meet Shakespear

aap ki taleemi qabeeliyat

8. main 2nd year ka student hon Government College,Multan main /hayjamalo

zindagi main tabdeeliya'n aati rehti hain jab koi aisi tabdeeli aaye jis se buhat kuch badl jaye to kaisa mehsoos kerte hain

9. khud ko bahutt kamzoor feel karta hon /sad

aap ka sanf-e-mukhlif (yani larkiyo'n ) ke bare main raaye

10. ladkian?.. achi hoti hain... laikin kuch bahutttt taiz hoti hain un se sakth nafrat hai .. waisay ladkian achi hoti hain .. at least majority of them .. sweat hoti hain aur innocent bhi ...

bachpan ki sab se purani yaad kia hai

11. bachpan ki yaad? ... jub maine pehli bar aik ladki ko mara tha /hah ... prep ki baat hai... tub co-education thi tu us ne mairi pencil li aur maine usay thapar mar dia ... teacher se mar bhi pari /sad .. usay yaad kar ke aj bhi hansi aa jati hai

aapni koi si 10 aadatey batayie jin pey aap ko fakhar hai

12. 10 adaat??...

ji tu i m

caring

sincere

friendly

loving

sensible (a bit ;D )

smart ;)

honest

ab main apni tareef khud se kia karon?.. magar yeh qualities i believe mairay andar majood hain ...

Izaat. Dolaat . Shuhrat kisi aik ka intikhaab kijiye ? daleel ke saath

13. obviouly Izat .. coz izat ap ki value barahti hai ... ap ki shurat bhi izat hi hai aur ap ki daulat bhi izat hi hai .. simple /clap

Hulla gulla pey kis se mutasir hain

14. Biya se... un ki posts bahutt achi hoti hain aur woh baat ki teh main ja kar reply karti hain.. thats wat i like in her ..

zindagi main kia koi aisa kaam jis pey aaj tak pehchta rahay hon

15. main samajta hon ke maine 1st year main bilkullll bhi apni efforts put nahi keen .. agar kar daita tu shaid 30 - 40 marks ziada hotay.. per its ok now /jin

kitne behan bhai hain? ghar main aap ki sab se ziada kis se bunti hai

16. hum 5 behn bhai hain... aur sub se ziada ami se hi banti hai.. baqi sub se aik jaisi hi hai.. haan australia wali sister se banti thi.. but now i miss her alot /sad /sad

koi aisa zindagi main jis ke bina zindagi ka ehsaas namukamal lagta ho

17. nahi ... mujhay bhool kar new life start karne ki adat hai.. so ho jata hai .. thora tough hota hai per i put my all to do it out :(

kon si shaksiyat aisi hai jis se milne ka buhat ishteyaaq hai

18. shakespear

star par yaqeen rakhte hain ? kon se star se aap ki buhat bunti hai

19. sirf qualities per not daily prediction ... capricorn hon tu carpricorn se hi banay gi .. waisay piscses aur cancer se bhi banti hai

hulla gulla ka pata kis tarha se chala tha

20. the one and only Sawan told me ;D

hulla gulla par pehli post kia thi aap ki

21. yaad nahi .. sorry /hang

hullagulla pey kis se mutasir hain

22. biya ji se

aapki kon si adat se aap ke dost or ghar walay bezaar rehte hain

23. main time ka paband nahi hon... akhri waqt per aa kar sub kuch karta hon /head

aapni koi net beeti sunye

24. net beti .. haan ;D ... mairi aik cousin sister lahore main hoti hain ... unhain jub maira id pehli bar pata chala tu mujhay kaha ke lahore ja kar academy main ladkion ko don gi yeh aur woh...main bhi khus ho gaya .. kuch dinon baad aik ladki ki id se mail aye ke ap ki cousin ne dia hai ap se doosti karni hai yeh woh.. 2-3 months ki frienship ke baad woh ghaib...pata chala ke woh mairi cousin hi theen.. mujhay pagal bana rahi theen.. so it was fun ..

aapni aaperance bataye

25. my appearance? ... ji zaroor ..

im 5'11"

slim hon

wheat complexion

black hairs which r turning white fastly ;D

maine thori thori darhi bhi rakhi hoye hai so im called Moulvi by my friends

aur aur aur ... bus ya kuch aur bhi?

aap ki nazar main pakistan or islaam
26. mairi nazar main pakistan bus theek hai.. is main gadar ziada hain aur mukhlis log kum .. ise liye dukh hota hai... insAllah jald hi bahut taraqi kare ga.. Islam.. best best best way to spend ur life ... ibtida aur inteha hai zindagi ki ..

aagar aap ko kaha jaye ke aapni 3 khawaishyat puri kerwa lein to wo kia hon gi

27. main hajj karna chahon ga

army ya air force main mairi selection ho jaye

aur apne se related logon ko koi dukh na don

sooooooo these were my answers... ufffff... im feeling relaxed now ;D ... bahutt acha laga yeh answers de kar .. ab agay dekhain kia hota hai?

Jinn bahe app ko koi Paree pasand ayee hai ... ;D ;D ;D

aik bar nobat aye thi.. per pari ur gaye

abhi tuk aur nobat nahi aye

jin jin

kya aap wohi Alladin kay charagh walay jinn hoo

maeree bhee 5 khawahishain poori karo /baby

han han bolo bacha

tumhari khuwahishain bhi puri hon gi

mango aj jo bhi mangti ho /come

Jin jeee

Yeh tu batawoo app kaye

App kitnee raftar saye urr saktay hoo ....

Kiya Pakistan ki Polution ka app par effect parta hai .. agar parta hai tu app tu abb tak carbon bun chukay hongay ...

190 km/sec ;)

aur ji main mask pehanta hon.. choom jin na /baby

tu kuch nahi hota ;D

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jin ... aap ko kaisa lugta hai keh aik icon / JIN bhi yahaanmaujood hai

umm... acha lagta hai.. waisay bhi yahan har cheez ke icons tu majood hain hi

aap ne jin id kyun rukhi ???

yeh nick mujhay Sawan ne rakhnay ko kaha so rakh lia

kya aap sufaid rung ke hein

busss safaid aur black ka mixutre hi hon ;D ;D

kya aap ki mulaqaat kabhi casper the friedly gost se howi hai

ji nahi.. kabhi aesa HASEEN iteffaq tu nahi howa /ohno

aap ka best best friend kaun hai ? /cig

ummm... i think Dua matlab Sawan

mairay khayal main Sawan hi mairi best best best friend hai

khus rakhne wale , caring , loving .. us main woh sari qualities

majood hain jo aik best friend main honi chahiye...

tu ji Sawan mairi subbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb bbbbbbb se achi doost hai ;D

1- apnay elawa kabhi kisi Jin ko dekha /jin

ji nahi.. kabhi aesa haseen ittefaq tu nahi howa /gotscared

2- tum Jin kyon ho /thinking

yeh ap ko Sawan ziada achi tarah bata sakay gi coz usi ne mujhay yeh nick dia hai

3- Sawan ki tareef karo /khabardar

/mad /mad ... /realy .. tareef??.. ok karta hon

Sawan main aik aesa insan majood hai jo ap ko kabhi dukh nahi dega , kabhi ap ku hurt nahi kare ga , ap ki har baat ko samjhe ga , har matter main ap ki madad kare ga , hamesha ap ko hosla de ga ... Sawan is realy realy caring .. aur sensitive bhi ziada hai ;) bahuttttt achi doost hai .. aur agar main yeh kahon ke i m proud to be her friend to shaid ghalat na ho.... shaid maine apni zindagi main Sawan se ziada complete insan aj tuk nahi dekha.. jis main aik sath itni qualities hon ... mazhabi ladki hai , shairi bhi karti hai , sketches bhi banati hai , parhai main bhi masAllah bahut achi hai , doost ki hayseat se tu is ka koi muqabla hi nahi .. gharz Sawan aik bilkul complete aur nice ladki hai aur aik bahutt bahut bahut bahut achi doost bhi /hugs

hey Sawan kuch ziada hi tu nahi bol gaya yar? /thinking

1) sab questions kay answer sahi sahi daina takay aakhir main parh loon agar na diye tu .................. /khabardar ................. chiraagh main doobara chalay jaana ;;)

1. ji bilkul sach sahc aur sahi sahi donga... nahi main jawab donga coz ap ke danday ne dara dia hai /gotscared .. ji theek hai sahi hi donga

2) aap kee fav nursery rhym kaun see hai /jin

2. umm... mairay khayal se tu Twinkle Twinkle little star hi ho gi ;D

3) baray hoo kay kya bano gay /jin agar baray hoo gaey hoo tu .... tu phit bhee kya ban'na hai aap ko :p :p

3.well maira first ambition tu hai ke main Army ya Air force main select ho jaon ... agar God forbade aesa na ho saka tu i will do engineering .. coz rite now main pre-eng kar raha hon .. theek GJ jee?

4) aap aakhir ko jinn hee kyun hoo s

4. hoooooooooooof.... a tu khud bhi thak gaya hon .. ajiiiiiiiiii Sawan ne yeh nick dia hai.. ap Sawan se pochain is ki reason.. mujhay tu bus kehti hai ke tum Jin ho.. kiun hon pata nahi /really

5) i need mazeed 5 khawahishain ;D [/quote]

5.jiii thek hai... batayen... kiun nahi /hugs

kehtey hein key capricorn person barey haqiqaat pasand hotey hein

or materialistic bhii ................

do u ......?/jin

ji .. i think yeh donon qualities mairay andar majood hain..

haqeeqat pasand tu main kuch ziada hi hon .. haan materialistic zara thora sa hon ;) .. khus meeno ji?..

Apna pasandeeda lateefa sunaye jo ap ko bahut pasand ho.

hain tu bahut sare ... per aik jo abhi yaad aa raha hai .. woh share karta hon ap se ..

Aik dafa New york city amin aik sakhs ne bari mushkil se aik chotay bachay ko kuttay se bachaya is waqaye main kutta mar gaya ... sath hi new york ka aik news reporter khara tha us ne us sakhs ki tareef ki aur bola :

kal akhbar main aik khabar lage gi ke aik american ne apni jaan per khail kar aik bachay ko bachaya..

woh sakhs bola ke main american nahi hon

reporter ne kaha :

tu kal akhbar main yeh kharab lagay gi ke aik new york ke shehri ne apni jaan per khail kar bachay ko bachaya....

woh sakhs bola main new yorki bhi nahi hon

reporter ne pocha tum kaun ho?

woh sakhs bola main Pakistani hon

aglay din akhbar main khabar lagi jo kuch aesay thi :

Aik zalim Pakistani ne aik masoom kuttay ko jaan se mar dala ;D ;D

heheheh

27. Aagar koi larka/larki ap se jhoot bola raha ho aur ap ko pata chal jaye tu kia karain ge?

well... kia kar sakta hon?.. bus thori bahut us ki insult karonga ... aur usay kahon ga ke ainda kise aur ke sath aesa na kare uar usay neglect kar donga aur hamesha hamesha ke liye chor donga... bus... aur kia kar sakta hon?

28. roz mara kaun sa kaam sub se mushkil lagta hai ?

mairay khayal main subah uthna... bahutttttt mushkil hota hai... neend aa rahi hoti hai sakht aur mujhay subah 5:30 uth kar tution per jana hota hai.. itnaaa ghusa ata hai .. per kia karain.... uthnaa hi parta hai .. i think

29. Ladkon ki kaun si adat sub se achi aur kaun si sub se buri lagti hai?

umm.. waisay tu yeh sawal ladkion ka hota hai.. chalain main bhi bata hi daita hon .. .

mairay khayal main jo support daitay hain ghar main woh sub se achi baat hai.. agar dain tu ;)

aur sub se buri adat hai jo giri hoye harkatain kartay hain.. E.g , rah chalti ladkion ko chairna , show marna , awain hi ladki ko dekh kar free ho jana .. yeh baat mujhay bahutttttt buri lagti hai.. its just too stupid yaar /fumming

baqi sub theek hai

30.Zindagi aur maut do talkh haqeeqatain hain .. apki kiya raye hai?

ji be shak... sach hai yeh... well zindagi... har waqt hai pal aik naye Jang hai .. kabhi apne ap se larna parta hai , kabhi duniya se aur kabhi kise aur cheez hai.. zindagi aik challenge hai.. jo accept kar ke muqabla kare woh sikandar aur jo accept hi na kare woh har jata hai ...

aur maut tu ultimate .. is ka koi kuch kia kahe ga?.. bus yeh hai ke is ke bare main soach kar khauf bahtu ziada ata hai /sad .. bus Allah Talah apna karam karain .. jana tu sub ne hi.. bus zara achay tareeqay se aur achay amaal le kar jayen

31.Ap koi bhi kaam kartay hoye risk ziada laitay hain ya muhtat rehtay hain?

main kaam kar jata hon bus.. baad main pata chalta hai ke sahi howa tha ya ghalat ;D ..waisay i think ke main risk ziada laita hon... muhtat zara kum hi hon /narayna

32.har koi khawab dekhta hai.. apna koi sa aik khwab bataye

maira aik khwab hai ke main Army main jaon aur bus aik bar Siachen main duty don.. mujhay bahuttt shauq hai mushkil se mushkil kaam karne ka .. aur sub se bara khwab yehi hai ke main Shaheed ho kar amar ho jaon... Allah kare ke mairay khwab puray hon .. ameen... ap bhi dua ki jiye ga na

33.Agar ap ko kise ko autograph daina ho tu kia likhain ge?

well.. kabhi soacha hi nahi is bare main.. waisay main shaid sirf signatures karon kiun ke jo baqi log likhtay hain woh sub jantay hi hain.. main bus sign kar donga khali.. had likh donga best wishes ;D ab aur kia likhon?

34.Bachon ki kaun si baat sub se achi lagti hai?

bachon ki masoomiyat... subbbbbbbbb se ziada achi lagti hai... bachay tu hotay hi innocent hain .. un ki yehiiiiiii masoomiyat mujhay bahut bahut bahut pasand hai... kitnayyyyy cute lagtay hain na .. aur un ki masoom aur pyari pyari si batain ... /jin

35.Zindagi ka koi aesa lamha jis ki khwahis ho ke phir se laut aye.

i think bachpan ka waqt phir se laute aye tu kia hi baat hai... woh masoom se din ... subah skool shaam ko sona phir kaam karna aur khana kha ke su jana best days thay.. koi tension nahi .. koi fikar nahi.. sari family combined .. ab tu bus .. haalat hi aur hai

36.Pehli mulaqat main shaksiyat ke kis pahlo ka jaiza laitay hain?

ji agar woh ladki ho tu sub se pehlay face ;D.. yeh jo ladkay kehtay hain na ke hum us ki masoomiyat dekhtay hain yeh aur woh.. sub jhoot hai.. saray face hi dekhtay hain ... baad main sedha ladki ki nature janta hon ..

aur agar ladka ho tu us ke milnay ka andaaz.. baat karne ka style.. aur us ki nature ko read karne ki koshis karta hon..

38.Buzargon ki koi naseehat jo hamesha yaad rehti hai

mairay khayal se mujhay yeh baat kabhi nahi bholay gi ke mairay khandan ki izat mairay hath main hai... aur yeh naseehat mujhay hamesha yaad rehti hai aur rahe gi ..

39.Agar ap kise ladki se pyar karte hain per parents kahin aur shadi karna chatay hain tu arrange karian ge ya love hi?

main ladki ki nature dekh kar decision longa.. agar woh ladki mairay baghair reh le gi.. matlab sirf doost ban kar tu mujhay koi masla nahi hoga.. per agar woh kuch ziada hi sensitive ho gai tu main apne parents ko mana longa.. coz i know woh mairi baat maan jayen ge.. .. aur thori bahut bhook hartal.. sub set ho jaye ga /narayna

Apne Koi Net bete sunyee..

net beti .. haan ... mairi aik cousin sister lahore main hoti hain ... unhain jub maira id pehli bar pata chala tu mujhay kaha ke lahore ja kar academy main ladkion ko don gi yeh aur woh...main bhi khus ho gaya .. kuch dinon baad aik ladki ki id se mail aye ke ap ki cousin ne dia hai ap se doosti karni hai yeh woh.. 2-3 months ki frienship ke baad woh ghaib...pata chala ke woh mairi cousin hi theen.. mujhay pagal bana rahi theen.. so it was fun ..

Net per Kitna Belive kartee hain?..

pehlay nahi karta tha... ab karta hon.. coz ab sirf 3-4 dost hain unhi se baatain karta hon .. aur doot nahi banta ho aur jo hain un per be had trust hai Allah ka shukar hai

Bachpan ke Koi bhat ache shararat share kareen..

haan bachpan ki shararat.. fsd main mairay aik cousin ki shadi thi main aur maira cousin Umer ..chotay se thay hum.. mean yehi koi 5-6 saal ke.. mehndi ki raat hum ne jo lights lagi howi theen na un ke agay wale cover utar liye.. taqreeban sali lights ke aur aram se neechay aa aye.. baad main pakray gaye tu bahuttttt besti hoye aur mamon ko 2000 rupay bharnay pare ;D;D ... pitaye bhi howi..;D ab jub hi lights kahin lagi dekhta hon tu hansi aa jati hai yehi yaad hai filhal tu...

School ka koi Qisa sunayeee

skool ke bahut qiasy hain.. kaun kaun sa suaon?

Stars per belive kartee ho?

[colo=red]stars ki sirf qualities per daily prediction per nahi[/color]

hath ke lakeren per yaqeen karte ho?

bilkkul karta hon hath ki lakeeron per yaqeen

khabi hath dekhayaa?

ji aik bar ... woh bhi ami abu ne zabardasti dikhwaya.. waisay mujhay shauk nahi hai .. unhon ne kaha tha bhai ghusa kam kar do apna ;D.. hehehehhe

khabi ksiee sa hatha payee wale laryee hoyee ? kyon

nahiiii.. aj tuk nahi hoye coz mujahy shauk hi nahi aesay kaamon ka..me tu choom na /baby

40. is ka jawab main pehlay hi de chuka hon

41.Kabhi jaan bojh kar jhoot bolna para? agar haan tu woh jhoot kia tha?

pat nahi kitni bar aesa howa .. kabi apne ap ko save karne ke liye.. per agar main kise aur sakhs se jhoot bolon tu us main us ka faida hi karta hon kabhi bura nahi soachta.. ya dukha nahi daita hon.. agar koi baat mairi personality se ho tu phir khud ko zara dant se save karne ke lie na

42.agar kabhi kise ko rotay hoye chup karwana par jaye tu kaisay karwayen ge?

mairi koshis hogi ke pehlay us ka asra dukhra sun lon aur usay ronay don.. coz ronay se dil ka bujh halka ho jata hai... main usay ronay donga ... ronay se rukon ga nahi ... yeh maira believe hai ke rona ziada acha hota hai .. haan sahara zaroor donga ... waisay Sawan tum batao .. main kaisay chup karwaon ga?;) /narayna

44.Apni pasandeeda Nazam sunaniye

mujhay bahut si nazam pasand hain ....

E.g , wasi shah ki kangan aur mujhay sandal kar do

per main Ibn-e-insha se abahutttttt impressed hon.. us zamanay main unhon ne aj ke duur ki predictions keen .. aik bar kaho , farz karo .... ibn-e-insha ki sari poetry bahut bahut pasand hai ... choice bahutttt bari hai mairi.. ab kaun kaun se likhon/thinking

43.Kia ishq ke bina zindagi adhori hai?

ji bilkul.... dekhain na .. hum sub yahan kiun majood hain??.. aik sath? yeh sub ishq ki hi waja se hai.. insaniyat ka ishq.. har kise ko kise na kise tarah ishq hota hai ... kise ko apne Allah se , kise ko apne kaam se , kise ko apne ghar walon se , kise ko kise aur se , kise ko bandagi se... tu yeh sub ishq ki waj se hi hai.. ise liye ishq ke bina zindagi ka tasawur hi be buniyad hai

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